[h00kemh0rns]

Okay first mistake was to have the affair.
Second was to allow your wife to duct tape your hands in bed.
Third was to leave scissors nearby.

http://apnews.myway.com//article/200505 ... QD9G3.html

 

[FX-1004]

Ouch... I wonder if he's going to file for divorce and go to his other woman.

 

[ujmot]

:x

 

[fx45copper]

glad thats not my d*ck

 

[kcrudup]

Hrmph. Cut up a man's d!ck, get released on your own recognizance. I'll bet if a man did that to a woman's t!t, he'd still be under the jail.