Somewhere, there's a couple of old-time popcorn carts sitting on blocks... The Infiniti emblems stuck in the middle of those wheels just don't work, either. That think should have "Barnum & Bailey" graphics on the side of it. Sorry, but that's just nasty.
Now that I think about it, those wheels remind me of the old antique wheels you'd see on cars from 70+ years ago...ya know, the ones with the balloon tires. It's just that the spokes aren't quite as thick, and there are more of them, but probably about the same diameter. Kinda like this (below), only in red