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Joke thread....PG13 please!!!!!

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OK, lets laugh a bit.


A five year old is grounded and upstairs in his room for the night. He yells down to his father to bring him a glass of water.

The father replies, NO, go to bed, You are grounded.

Five minutes later, the boy yells again, Dad, bring me a glass of water.

The father replies, NO, go to bed, You are grounded. If you ask me again, I am coming up there and giving you a spanking.


Five minutes later, the boy yells again, Dad, when you come up here to give me a spanking, will you bring me a glass of water? :D
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How about a couple of dyslexic jokes?

Two dyslexics walk into a bra.......


And the slogan for their support group:

DYSLEXICS OF THE WORLD, UNTIE!


I could keep going, but I'm not a cruel man.
im dyslexic lol give me more give me more.. aghah
contaygious said:
im dyslexic lol give me more give me more.. aghah
i guess i am too.....

had to re-read that twice, to try to get it........

olo
more

i belong to the group D.A.M. ... Mothers Against Dyslexia!!


A lady is checking out food from the supermarket and a drunk man is behind her in line.. he sees her selections and slurs "you must be single". she is impressed by his deductive reasoning and questions him "that's impressive, can you tell that by the food i'm buying?" he looks at her and responds "no..it's 'cause you're so **** ugly" :lol:
Canadian humour

hey Canucks...check this out:

Jean Chretien's Retirement Party .
>>
>>At a dinner thrown in her husband's honor, a man turned to Madame
>>Chrétien and said, "Your husband has been such a prominent public figure
>>with
>>such a busy schedule. How quiet retirement will seem in comparison. What
>>are
>>you most looking forward to in these retirement years?"
>>
>> "A penis," replied Madame Aline Chrétien.
>>
>>A hush fell over the table. Everyone heard her answer yet no one knew
>>what to say next. Jean leaned over to his wife and said, "Aline, in
>>Hinglish
>>dey pronounce dat word, "Appiness
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richy said:
i belong to the group D.A.M. ... Mothers Against Dyslexia!!
Oh yeah, and I'm with D.A.M.M....Drunks Against Mad Mothers :mrgreen:
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